Vacation
-noun
1. a period of suspension of work, study, or other activity, usually used for rest, recreation, or travel; recess or holiday.
2. freedom or release from duty, business, or activity.
3. a time away from home to relax.
4. what I will be doing for the next week. There will be no relaxing because my family makes me want to shoot myself in the head.

Yay. Texas. If I happen to fall under a moving vehicle while on said vacation, Melly, you can have my glove.

Ugh. Not Excited.